
Kylie and I took off from home in an overloaded Ford Escort to brave the wilds of Battersea's Car Boot Sale on Sunday. I very sensibly chose a sale which didn't start until 1pm. We did however get there early and were turned and told firmly to come back at our allocated time. After several too numerous to mention point turns Kylie weaved us out of the maze of the lovely council estate that the car boot sale was in the middle of.
Feed and ready to face the crowds we returned. Stopped off very briefly at the British Flag, the local pub. Upon entering everybody just stopped and stared. Exiting the toilets, Kylie suggested it would be polite to buy a drink since we used their facilities (which were spotlessly clean, perhaps because there were no other females). However, since we were again the centre of attention, I suggested I would prefer not to be the entertainment for however long it took me to scull my drink. Kind of like Cheers, but then really not...
So we parked up and were swamped by eager buyers. Before we had even unloaded the car I had sold at least half of my stuff. Somebody said he'd buy all my DVD boxsets and that was before he'd even seen them. The Mac and mobile phone went as quickly as did the TV and PC monitor. I took oddles of stuff and returned with 12 DVDs and my chilly bins, which I'm quite happy about. I don't know what they're called over here so nobody had a clue what I was talking about.
Unfortunately whilst we were being surrounded by the hoards somebody took off with Kylie's camcorder, speakers and a Starwars game so her most profitable sale items were gone. Once I'd been told where Kylie had gone (in hot pursuit) I threatened to hunt down and kill anybody that stole anything, which got me some very startled looks, but seemed to work!
Agnieszka, the wonderful woman that she is, came along with much needed coffee and did a good sale pitch on anything anybody showed the remotest interest in.
So I came away with over £400 which is lots more than I expected and I got rid off all my big stuff so the shift will be slightly less traumatic. We were only there for two hours but both knackered and Kylie, bless her, is well poorly today, trying desperately to hack up a lung.
Go to Kylie's blog for her account of the day...